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Title: One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter
Author: jennlynnfs
Rating: M for some language and lemonade
Genre: Romance; AU; All-Human; One-Shot
Characters/Pairings: Bella/Edward
Short summary: Best friends Bella and Angela are starting their senior year of high school. Angela has just started dating Ben and their relationship progresses into more physical expressions of their affection. Bella feels left behind, but how does an inexperienced girl get a boyfriend of her own? Perhaps her AP Calc tutor Edward Cullen might be able to help her.
Any warnings: None
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Stephanie Meyer.
Author's Note:
This is my entry for the AwKward Contest hosted by manyafandom and AngstGoddess003. Please visit the community to see the other entries!
The AwkWard Contest @FF.net

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From the author that brought you The Ex Factor & The Search For Myself...

Story: Ragweeds
Author: AngelAtTwilight || angieswenson on LJ.
Update: Chapter Nine: Jumping Obstacles
Rated: M for: Angst, Drama, Romance, Lemons, Language, Drugs, Physical Abuse, & more. All Human. *OOC.*.
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Story Breakdown: Bella & Edward are two broken kids in foster care who meet under tragic circumstances. When the world wants them apart, fate seals them together. Can they fight to stay together? And at what cost?

*** Associated Ragweeds Links: Twilighted Forum xx AngelAtTwilight Readers Blog xx
Previous Chapters: Preface | One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine |

Story: Rebuilding Hope
Author: AngelAtTwilight & JazzGirl (co-written for MsKathy's Haiti Auction)
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: Edward & Bella
Story Breakdown: A volunteer with the American Red Cross and a First Lieutenant in the United States Air Force come together to make a difference for the people of Haiti. What they didn't expect was to make a difference in each other's lives as well.

• 12:32 Watching some show about deadbeat dads on MTV between classes. #iwatchawfultelevision #
• 12:33 Oh and Happy St. Paddy's Day. :) As a girl of very Irish and Scottish heritage, I feel the need to celebrate with a movie marathon #
• 12:59 Overachieving perfectionists are not my friends today. Especially when I have to work with them. #
• 13:00 Syfy renews hit Destination Truth for a 4th season. Gates to take viewers around the globe again in Fall 2010. (via @joshuagates) #

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New Runaways scene - Kristen as Joan jammin' out to "I Love Rock & Roll".

You can now pre-order one of the new album packages. And... *shakes head* I'm kinda completely speechless right now. I would LOVE to get the platinum package, but unless they're gonna come and perform the album for me in my living room, no way am I shelling out $800! lmao I mean seriously, I love these boys, and the package sounds incredible, but... no. Nuh-uh. Not happening. That's half a mortgage payment for me! lol I hope that's a typo, because the only difference between the gold and platinum packages is the record player, headphones and custom painting, and I don't quite see how those add up to $550!

Anyway, here are the package details:

( Shout It Out Packages! )


Pre-Order!

Now, before New Moon came out I didn't mind Taylor Lautner. I thought, well hey.. we've all gotta start somewhere if he can act, this will be something great for his career. And before n7of9 and camoozle kill me.. I did like him in the movie.
NOW though.. after watching countless interviews and seeing him in Valentines Day

I'm so. SO over him. His smile, his hair, his giggle.... YOUR A MAN YOU DONT GIGGLE UNLESS STONED! Ugh... Mancub, I do not like you no more.

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[8]Kristen Stewart
[19]Eclipse/Jacob & Bella/Kristen & Taylor

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teasers:


here @ bcontradiction

J/B icons and signatures for everyone! ^_^

I tried to post these before on here, but it did not turn out like I wanted, so I'm trying again. They're not great, but I hope all of you enjoy them anyway. ^_^

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01: If you guys can't read this one, it says "The smile formed and stayed...", which is a line from the J/B drabble fic I may or may not write. Shameless promotion. :b

02: Lyrics from "Won't Give In," by The Finn Brothers.

03: "And the Wolf Fell in Love with the Lamb." << I could not resist. X3

04 & 05: Lyrics from "Sorry," by Daughtry. There's not much of a difference between them besides the heart in the lower right corner, but I couldn't decide whether I liked one or the other, so I thought it best to let you guys choose. :)

Again, enjoy. And a special thanks to lilabut for teaching me how to post images on here. :)

Edible Delectables
Chrystelle Belle
Edward/Bella
NC17
Romance/Humor/Tiny pinch of angst
Word count: 72,714 (not complete)

Spoiler: Edward took the bucket of coins from his bride’s hands and handed it to Rosalie, telling her to have a good time, then grabbed Bella’s hand and tugged her along with him toward the elevators. Bella giggled, trailing slightly behind him while waving to their friends and blowing kisses as they left. Once in the elevator Edward attacked Bella’s mouth, holding her firmly to him and pushing her into the wall, grinding himself against her.

“Finally,” he whispered. “I’ve been dying to get you alone, Mrs. Cullen.”

“All you had to do was ask, Mr. Cullen,” Bella replied seductively.

“You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Do you know how stunning you are? Have you any comprehension of my love and desire for you?”

Bella whimpered and he reclaimed her lips in another searing kiss of desire.


Summary: Bella is a baker. Edward is a doctor. Their worlds collide when Bella ends up in the hospital for appendicitis.

oh beloved f-list! please to be reccing nonfiction books on the British Empire? any portion of it!

also: oh yeah I've got a dreamwidth account I can crosspost from. DUH.

Title: Beta Readers and Bulletin Boards
Author: CereuleanBlue
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Entry for the AwkWard Contest. When science teacher by day fanfic author by night Edward finally meets the beta reader for his Harry Potter fanfic, his life changes in nearly everyway possible.  Rated M for Lemons

(Chapter 1)

(Chapter 2)

(Chapter 3)

Mods, I hope this is allowed:

Currently no one has chosen Jacob/Bella as their OTP to rec, and that would be a grave injustice. Someone with a great list of J/B recs needs to answer this call:

THE SHIPPER MANIFESTO CHALLENGE



I personally don't have enough recs but I know someone out there does!

Title: Table for Two
Author: Tinktink99 (wolfpull85 on FF.net)
Characters/Pairing: Jacob/Bella
Rating: M
Category: Romance

Summary: This story will be told in Jacob's POV. He's a young college student freshly on his own but what took him so long to leave the nest? Bella is an "older" college student not quite on her own but why is she just now starting her life? Could the two have more in common than they think and is a few years really that big of a deal? This is the story of a real life Jacob and Bella with real life issues.

this video has just enough Kstew and Taylor in it for it to warrant a post here.

But it has so much more than that. For instance:

RAAAAACHHHEEEELLLLEEEE!!! being adorable.

THE HUUUUUUMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNS!!! being awesome.

JACKSON'S AAAAAAACCCCCEEEENNNNT!!!! making me melt.


So tell me what you love about this video.

After all the flack Jake has been getting since the Eclipse trailer came out, I went in search of a New Moon J/B picspam to cheer myself up. At the time I couldn't find one, and considered it a travesty there wasn't a New Moon spam of these two, however it's taken me a good few days to work on this on and off, and since then I've come across a couple of awesome spams...so errr yeah, have another one XD Rather than using movie quotes I've teamed the caps with lyrics. Enjoy :D

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here @ thatgoldenrule

Title: Covers By Miztrezboo

Chapter:  Happy Birthday Anna

Genre: Twilight - Romance

Characters: Edward/Bella
Details: AH
Rating: MA/NC17
Warnings: Strong Language, Sexual Content,
Status: Completed
Beta'd By: Ilsuocantante

Summary: "For the deelightful Yuke - Annanabanana's Birthday! - Just what happens when Edward's little den of Zen is interrupted by some Black Boots? And why does a sudden interest in body mod change it all?"

Disclaimer: All copyrights, trademarked items, or recognizable characters, plots, etc. mentioned herein belong to their respective owners. No copying or reproduction of this work is permitted without their express written authorization

(  Happy Birthday Anna )